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ffvii_1002015-12-16 08:20 pm
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20. Avoid the Max
Title: Avoid the Max
Characters: Reno & Rude
Rating / Type: Mature
Team: Turks
Word Count: 100
Series: Original Game Canon (OGC)
"So, let's say there's this Materia."
"Materia. We use 'em all the time, Reno."
"Well, yeah, but not this one."
"This is one of those urban legend things again, isn't it?"
"So what if it is, Rude? We could totally find this Materia."
"All right, I'll play. What does it do?"
"It's like any other Materia ... until you max it out."
"Okay. What happens if you max it out?"
"Your junk falls off!"
"You didn't think this story all the way through when you made it up."
"No, I'm serious, it does!"
"Go home, Reno. You're drunk."
"... am not ..."
Characters: Reno & Rude
Rating / Type: Mature
Team: Turks
Word Count: 100
Series: Original Game Canon (OGC)
"So, let's say there's this Materia."
"Materia. We use 'em all the time, Reno."
"Well, yeah, but not this one."
"This is one of those urban legend things again, isn't it?"
"So what if it is, Rude? We could totally find this Materia."
"All right, I'll play. What does it do?"
"It's like any other Materia ... until you max it out."
"Okay. What happens if you max it out?"
"Your junk falls off!"
"You didn't think this story all the way through when you made it up."
"No, I'm serious, it does!"
"Go home, Reno. You're drunk."
"... am not ..."