Final Fantasy VII 100 Word Challenge

SOLDIER conquered crossover week, gaining 20 points and this week's trophy! Meanwhile, Avalanche and the Turks are still hanging out in the hub world. ;)

This week's prompt is #100 - Combat

Fighting, fighting and Yet More Fighting - that's what this week is all about! This week, get your swords, your guns, your umbrellas and your mops for an epic drabble battle royale!

Is Zack teaching a combat class for SOLDIER hopefuls? Is Genesis proving he's a SOLDIER to be feared on the battlefield? The Turks are armed with guns or electric batons, but their true weapon is Sneaky Bastardry. Aerith relies on Materia to defend herself in a combat situation, Yuffie throws things, and Barret knows a big sharp slab of metal is no substitute for a good blaster at your side gun on your arm, but Tifa proves that all you need are your fists and your spirit. And everybody knows - don't mess with the chocobo.

Test your might! But only in 100 words.