This week's prompt is #29 - Crossovers
Let's play with some crossovers! So, this week give us 100 words of crossing the Final Fantasy VII-verses with any other anime, TV show, video game, etc!
Have the Turks joined SHIELD? Is Cid impressed by Optimus Prime? Maybe Sephiroth is dodging accusations of mass murder with the help of Jessica Fletcher, or Yuffie's letting a blond amnesiac teach her how to play blitzball. Of course, the inhabitants of FFVII's Gaia have barely achieved spaceflight, putting them under the protection of the Prime Directive - which almost guarantees Captain Kirk and company will be getting up to some hijinks on the planet's surface, doesn't it? ;) (Pls note that the line between crossover and AU can be blurry, but I won't be judging too harshly on that point. ;) )
Crossovers galore! But only in 100 words please. ^_^