ffvii_100 | Entries tagged with prompt: tabloid fodder

Avalanche blew away the competition last week with 30 points. SOLDIER and the Turks were left out in the cold.

This week's prompt is #50 - Tabloid Fodder

Top ShinRa SOLIDER has Alien Baby! Midgar Infested with Jenova Cells! Genesis Rhapsodos Opens the Sacred Church of Loveless! General Sephiroth Fighting Baldness - Wig Cover-Up Unveiled!

Tabloids - some people read them, some believe them, and others just look at the headlines in the supermarket line. One juicy story and the subject is swarmed with paparazzi!

Whether Cloud has an illegitimate love child; Tseng is back from the dead (like Elvis); Reno is accused of being anorexic; Zack Fair is doing strange things in drug rehab; Yazoo has an alien lover - no matter what the tabloid fodder, you must write it in just 100 words!

larathia

Title: 'Till the Cows Come Home
Characters/Pairings: Reeve/Rufus implied
Team: Turks
Rating: pg-13 for mentioned nudity
Word Count: 100

"I suppose it's still better him than you, but..." Reeve sighed, pushing the tabloid away.

"Rude generally has a talk with him about it," Rufus shrugged, wrapping fingers around his morning coffee.

Reeve, still caffeinating himself, blinked. The cover of the tabloid displayed Reno, nude and painted in vivid shades of colored body latex, with different colored cocktails in either hand, surrounded by dancers. "...This happens a lot?"

Rufus drank some of his coffee and studied the cover again. "It's been worse," he decided. "He's wearing paint this time."

Reeve decided a refill was in order. "Turks are very strange."

yohjideranged

No points were awarded for last week.

This week's prompt is #48 - Tabloid Fodder

Top ShinRa SOLIDER has Alien Baby! Midgar Infested with Jenova Cells! Genesis Rhapsodos Opens the Sacred Church of Loveless! General Sephiroth Fighting Baldness - Wig Cover-Up Unveiled!

Tabloids - some people read them, some believe them, and others just look at the headlines in the supermarket line. One juicy story and the subject is swarmed with paparazzi!

Whether Cloud has an illegitimate love child; Tseng is back from the dead (like Elvis); Reno is accused of being anorexic; Zack Fair is doing strange things in drug rehab; Yazoo has an alien lover - no matter what the tabloid fodder, you must write it in just 100 words!