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ffvii_100Title: Just Pray Zack Doesn't Know You Can Light Them.
Characters/Pairings: Zack, Cloud
Rating: G
Team: SOLDIER
Word Count: 100
“Uck! What are you, trying to gas me to death?”
“Sorry. That’s. Um. …makofarts.”
“…huh?”
“…Mako farts. I just got my boosters this afternoon and as soon as it hits your guts you’re a walking biohazard. I must’ve gone to the bathroom twelve times-“
“So that’s why the plumber was crying. Mind if I open a window?"
"Knock yourself out. ...and the plumber's seen worse, believe me. Wanna know a secret?"
"...what?"
"Sephiroth once singlehandedly gassed an entire platoon into surrender in Wutai. Well, single-assedly."
"...yeah, right."
"Hey, when you get into SOLDIER you're gonna find out for yourself, Spike~!"
Characters/Pairings: Zack, Cloud
Rating: G
Team: SOLDIER
Word Count: 100
“Uck! What are you, trying to gas me to death?”
“Sorry. That’s. Um. …makofarts.”
“…huh?”
“…Mako farts. I just got my boosters this afternoon and as soon as it hits your guts you’re a walking biohazard. I must’ve gone to the bathroom twelve times-“
“So that’s why the plumber was crying. Mind if I open a window?"
"Knock yourself out. ...and the plumber's seen worse, believe me. Wanna know a secret?"
"...what?"
"Sephiroth once singlehandedly gassed an entire platoon into surrender in Wutai. Well, single-assedly."
"...yeah, right."
"Hey, when you get into SOLDIER you're gonna find out for yourself, Spike~!"