Delivery Boy
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ffvii_100Title: Delivery Boy
Characters/Pairings: Cloud Strife
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: Australian M (ages 15 and up – for mention of porn tropes)
Word Count: 100
"Umm... should I maybe come back later?"
"Oh, sorry. I'll come back in about an hour."
"Dammit, lady! Put some clothes on!"
[Text of full page advertisement in the Times of Midgar, the Kalm Chronicle, the Junon Herald, and the Fort Condor Express:
"Cloud Strife is:
1) Not interested.
2) Gay.
3) Just trying to deliver your damn parcel already.
He is NOT a porn movie "delivery boy".
Put some clothes on, and just pay for your delivery with gil like normal people."]
Cloud scowled down at the copy before him. "Which damn fool decided that was a 'perk' anyway?"
Characters/Pairings: Cloud Strife
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: Australian M (ages 15 and up – for mention of porn tropes)
Word Count: 100
"Umm... should I maybe come back later?"
"Oh, sorry. I'll come back in about an hour."
"Dammit, lady! Put some clothes on!"
[Text of full page advertisement in the Times of Midgar, the Kalm Chronicle, the Junon Herald, and the Fort Condor Express:
"Cloud Strife is:
1) Not interested.
2) Gay.
3) Just trying to deliver your damn parcel already.
He is NOT a porn movie "delivery boy".
Put some clothes on, and just pay for your delivery with gil like normal people."]
Cloud scowled down at the copy before him. "Which damn fool decided that was a 'perk' anyway?"
