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Title: Delivery Boy
Characters/Pairings: Cloud Strife
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: Australian M (ages 15 and up – for mention of porn tropes)
Word Count: 100


"Umm... should I maybe come back later?"

"Oh, sorry. I'll come back in about an hour."

"Dammit, lady! Put some clothes on!"


[Text of full page advertisement in the Times of Midgar, the Kalm Chronicle, the Junon Herald, and the Fort Condor Express:

"Cloud Strife is:

1) Not interested.
2) Gay.
3) Just trying to deliver your damn parcel already.

He is NOT a porn movie "delivery boy".

Put some clothes on, and just pay for your delivery with gil like normal people."]

Cloud scowled down at the copy before him. "Which damn fool decided that was a 'perk' anyway?"

on 2016-05-13 08:42 am (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] mystiri_1
LMAO. You know those fangirls from Red Leather and the Silver Elite had to find someone something to do now the SOLDIERs are gone...

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