Delivery Boy

[megpie71]

Title: Delivery Boy
Characters/Pairings: Cloud Strife
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: Australian M (ages 15 and up – for mention of porn tropes)
Word Count: 100


"Umm... should I maybe come back later?"

"Oh, sorry. I'll come back in about an hour."

"Dammit, lady! Put some clothes on!"


[Text of full page advertisement in the Times of Midgar, the Kalm Chronicle, the Junon Herald, and the Fort Condor Express:

"Cloud Strife is:

1) Not interested.
2) Gay.
3) Just trying to deliver your damn parcel already.

He is NOT a porn movie "delivery boy".

Put some clothes on, and just pay for your delivery with gil like normal people."]

Cloud scowled down at the copy before him. "Which damn fool decided that was a 'perk' anyway?"

Comments

[mystiri_1]

LMAO. You know those fangirls from Red Leather and the Silver Elite had to find someone something to do now the SOLDIERs are gone...

[megpie71]

I'm still trying to decide whether Cloud placed the ad himself, or whether Tifa did it in response to his constant bitching about the whole thing every time he came back from a delivery run. I mean, okay, the first time it's humorous. By the fifteenth? I suspect her patience might be fraying.