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One Gun Salute
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mystiri_1Title: One Gun Salute
Characters/Pairing: Scarlet
Rating: PG
Team: Avalanche
Word Count: 100
Author's notes: warnings for alcohol, mild language, and Scarlet.
"Y'know," Scarlet said, slurring a little as she waved her bottle at Junon's most imposing feature, "s'funny. Easiest money I ever got out of the board. Barely had to argue at all."
Characters/Pairing: Scarlet
Rating: PG
Team: Avalanche
Word Count: 100
Author's notes: warnings for alcohol, mild language, and Scarlet.
"Y'know," Scarlet said, slurring a little as she waved her bottle at Junon's most imposing feature, "s'funny. Easiest money I ever got out of the board. Barely had to argue at all."
Her bodyguard said nothing. A few streets over, a brassy fanfare played.
She snorted. "Suggest a big gun to a room full of men, and they can't fund you fast enough. Now we have a giant phallic symbol, pointed at... nothing, really, s'not even calibrated, just so President ShinRa can rest assured that his weapon is indeed the biggest. Pointless dick-waving at its best.
She snorted. "Suggest a big gun to a room full of men, and they can't fund you fast enough. Now we have a giant phallic symbol, pointed at... nothing, really, s'not even calibrated, just so President ShinRa can rest assured that his weapon is indeed the biggest. Pointless dick-waving at its best.
"Bring on the parade."