The Wedgie Factor
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ffvii_100Title: The Wedgie Factor
Fandom: FFVII: Crisis Core
Characters: Sephiroth, Zack.
Team: SOLDIER
Prompt: Procrastination
Rating: PG
“Zack.” Sephiroth’s voice bore a hint of growl. “You’re not extending your kicks properly. Are you concealing injury?”
“Um, no?” Zack fidgeted.
Sephiroth made no obvious moves but the tension radiating off him was unmistakable. Zack shrunk back. Sephiroth let silence speak for him. Zack caved. “I haven’t done my laundry in a while. I keep meaning to, but stuff comes up and you know how it is.” He finished with a nervous laugh.
Sephiroth frowned. “And this affects your performance how, exactly?”
Zack pinked up. “I’m out of underwear.”
Sephiroth sighed. “So you’re going commando.”
“No, I borrowed Cloud’s.”
Fandom: FFVII: Crisis Core
Characters: Sephiroth, Zack.
Team: SOLDIER
Prompt: Procrastination
Rating: PG
“Zack.” Sephiroth’s voice bore a hint of growl. “You’re not extending your kicks properly. Are you concealing injury?”
“Um, no?” Zack fidgeted.
Sephiroth made no obvious moves but the tension radiating off him was unmistakable. Zack shrunk back. Sephiroth let silence speak for him. Zack caved. “I haven’t done my laundry in a while. I keep meaning to, but stuff comes up and you know how it is.” He finished with a nervous laugh.
Sephiroth frowned. “And this affects your performance how, exactly?”
Zack pinked up. “I’m out of underwear.”
Sephiroth sighed. “So you’re going commando.”
“No, I borrowed Cloud’s.”
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on 2011-06-28 03:23 am (UTC)no subject
on 2011-06-28 03:37 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2011-06-28 10:55 pm (UTC)From: Nesa Conway
Re: Laundry
Zack, when your laundry is snapping at other people, it is a sign that firstly, it needs to be washed, and secondly, it needs to be washed within 24 hours of you doing whatever "special" mission Hojo and his chums in BioSci sent you on. Now take those clothes, and drown them in the washer. We don't care how cute they act when it's just you.
Nesa.
PS: I have a message here from Private Strife, who says, "if my underwear learns any bad habits from yours, consider it to be the last time you're ever seeing the inside of them." No, I don't know what colour he turned saying that, because it's written.
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on 2011-06-29 01:41 am (UTC)Zack: Gotta run, Sir! I have to feed my boxers.
Seph: You've got dogs now?
Zack: ... Not exactly.